manifesto

We, the Cats of the Night Shift Union, have some demands:

  • No alarms before 10AM.
  • No meetings that could’ve been naps.
  • No “normal” if normal means boring.
  • Yes to rebellion, yes to soft fabrics, yes to disappearing for hours without explanation.
  • We believe fashion isn’t about trends — it’s about mood.

We don’t chase. We watch. We nap. We pounce. We vibe.

We’re not here to fit in — we’re here to stretch out across the keyboard of society and accidentally send an email.

DosGatos is more than a brand.

It’s a movement for those who are tired of being serious, tired of being productive, tired of being on time.

This is for the ones who find freedom in stillness. Chaos in silence.

And meaning in a box… preferably cardboard.

Join the union. Or don’t.

We’ll be napping either way.