We, the Cats of the Night Shift Union, have some demands:
We don’t chase. We watch. We nap. We pounce. We vibe.
We’re not here to fit in — we’re here to stretch out across the keyboard of society and accidentally send an email.
DosGatos is more than a brand.
It’s a movement for those who are tired of being serious, tired of being productive, tired of being on time.
This is for the ones who find freedom in stillness. Chaos in silence.
And meaning in a box… preferably cardboard.
Join the union. Or don’t.
We’ll be napping either way.